The bak O yo head is ri-dic-a-lous!

um yeah my names darelll,its spellt like daryl.......


for any of you who know what im talking about, 'can i have yo numba?' ha
lets just say my week got off to an enteraining start when i was talked into going down the student bar for the infamous 3euro drinks,ahem yeah funny night.

Right in responce to the feedbak i got from my last post i would like to issue a formal warning about MMT.com , IS THE MOST DEPRESSING WEBSITE EVER!!! so for those of you who easily cry at sad stories,DO NOT go on it, you will cry,you will continue to read on and then you will cry some more into your mansize box of kleenex tissues! that is all.

anyway today i decided i was going to take a trip into town,seeing as I hadnt been in all week and wanted to enjoy the sunnyness in dublin city centre(as opposed to staying in UCD all the friggin time) It was really gorgeous today and i took the liberty of not typically shoving my ipod headphones on,so I could actually do some good old-fashioned Day-dreaming out the window of the bus wihtout the distraction and seclusion of Blondie and Muse. We were just about to leave UCD when these 3 american boys hopped on and sat awkwardly in 3 different seats. I didnt take much heed because i was too busy looking out the window to really notice them.

It was when they opened their mouths and began to speak that i realised that i SHOULD have shoved on my ipod headphones!
Seriously, okay i know im loud, but these guys were fuckin HEADCASES!! They seemed to think that because they had decided to sit in 3 different seats that they should talk louder and that the whole top of the bus would just LOOOOVVE to hear their conversation!
I DONT THINK SO BOYS!
The topic of their discussion was of course american football,or as i like to call it 'the wimps version of rugby' The converstaion was loud and annoying but the most shocking thing was the swearing, it was 'fuck this' and 'fuck that' and 'screw him he's not even a proper athlethe!'. and it got worse as the journey continued.
They talked about how 'fucking pissed' they were when the colts won ,' like me and my dad were just sitting there ready to pucnh their fuckin retarded heads in'' 'the bears suck' 'colts can suck my c#%k'

Needless to say everyones on the bus heard EVERYTHING! this went on for 15 minutes.
I mean come on, who the hell has that kinda manners to swear and curse that loudly and openly without discrection on a public bus!? freedom of speech is great but jesus,common curtosy and manners should be considered. Like these guys seemed like nice enough ''all american'' looking boys when they arrived,but as soon as they opened their mouths they turned into aboslute assholes.I think everyone including myself were just dieing for them to get off the friggin bus!

When that glorious moment came and the boys went to leave, the guy who had the loudest mouth of all suddenly tripped down the stairs rather ungracefully queing a lot of laughter from all of us sitting, to which he responded ''ugh i almost,like, broke my ankles!''. His friend at the top of the stairs (who was rather good looking despite his foul mouth) looked at all of us and went ''well that was entertaining''
Karma is a bitch yankee boy, next time you go home to your mommies in america get her to wash your mouths out with soap,get your hearing tested and GET SOME BLOODY MANNERS!

Im keeping my ipod on on bus journeys from now on.

xoxoxo

I gotta feelin

That im going to be in a shite mood all week :/

bit angry about stuff and things, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
mainly my own life and the idiots at roscommon county council who think its okay to give you the last installment of your student grant THE LAST WEEK OF COLLEGE!!
its a joke
yeah i know im lucky to get it but still,the whole system is just ridiculous,and those of you who also get a grant will know what im talking about.

So yes its the last week of college OH MY SWEET-MOTHER-OF-JESUS!!
This is so weird,like im no longer going to be a first eyar anymore,which also means i have to take things a lot more seriously in september, nigs. Everyones getting hyped for UCD Ball at the end of the week on friday, me-not so much.
I would give reasons but then id sound like a brat.
(im well aware that i sound like a brat a lot thanks) i just like to complain every now and then :)
Thers a whole situation with no drinking and wristbands blah blah regulations blah!
you get the gist!

So as of now ive decided to take my last week of college at a slow steady pace,
go to lectures,enjoy the last of it because as geeky as it sounds, by august I actually might be missing it. Doss around,Do a study plan(and not stick to it!) and try and soak up the last week of the academic first year. I really do like UCD a lot, and i really like Dublin. In all honesty we are the lucky ones who are in college at the moment, places for college next year are limited to a large demand and i genuinly do feel sorry for anyone dealing with CAO this year. Makes you kinda appreciate that your 'in' already.
Now its a case of staying in.

anyway this is only a short blog cos im in the middle of painting my nails hot-pink and i only have one hand done! that and im cosyied up in my bed in the middle of the day because I havent been sleeping properly,maybe that why im so cranky ha!?!

oh and heres a little gem for ya, www.makesmethink.com
its kinda the new postsecret! i dont know if all of them are real but some of them are plain freaky,sad and kinda cute :)
Oh and lamebook.com its bloody hilarious!!

xoxox

When times were good and anything went..........

Seriously,

JUST WATCH IT, you'll feel like your 5 years old again,those guys were literally the highlight of my evenings in between getting my homework done and finding time to beat up my uncle Marcus when he got home from school at my Grannys house.

But makes ya think, they really did get away with blue murder for slaggin RTE and general random banter which was EPIC! It was the most un-supervised show on RTE and there hasnt been anything better since it! Just goes to show how great the 90's actually was, you wouldnt get this on telly now.MY GOD I MISS RAY!! :( and socky and how could we forget TED!

I used to be in stitchs of laughter whenever Ted attacked Ray, like splitting my sides

I really really really miss those days :(

2 for 1

For the sake of Brian Burkes sanity I am going to do TWO blogs today

yep thats right two!!!

You see him being my biggest fan( i find it hard to believe sometimes) he has demanded i keep blogging so he has somthing to read in order to avoid his 3rd year course work.

Well here you go brian, I am offically distracting you from gettin a degree..................

dont blame me if you fail. YOU ASKED FOR IT!

so back to life and stuff.

Recently things in the life of UCD have been unusally quiet, thats down to the fact that the summer exams are coming up and everyone is screwed!!!

It really has not helped that the last 3 days have been nothing but pure blissful sunny happiness which has put everyone in the mood for lazyness,sunbathing,drinking,undressing and skipping lectures all day.

We are so dedicated.

Its weird to think that this time last year,it couldnt have been more different. I remember last year I was stuck inside trying to pound as much german and irish into my head as possible on top of preping for art and music practicals. I was a mess this time last year :/

Things have changed a lot since then thank god. Im a lot more relaxed and dont get as bothered about things as I would usually do. I think we all turned into anxiety-ridden teens last year.

Now we're all chilling out on the green,taking trips to the park,eating tubs of ice cream and taking advantage of the copious amount of male bodies on show in the last while :) i robbed a few pics off Fiona( thanks bub!)

So after spending the day sunning ourselves on the pitch in ucd,we had the bright idea of going to the student bar( eh come on! 3euro drinks?? HELLO!!) So after sending a few texts around we managed to get a good group of us down there,I dont know if the plan was to get drunk but for the likes of some people who had half a bottle of wine beforehand it was! (not naming names!)
To put the rest of the night into perspective(which it isnt)........
I discovered snakebits(the drink)
The girls made friend with our drinking neighbours
Leo is notorious for spilling pints :/
Jacks cousin Mary is savage craic
Jack is 'okay' no matter how many times I ask him
Brian thinks the wingteam revolves around him ;)
Martini glasses are good wepons
Rory wont be kicking me anytime soon
John can fit himself into rebennifers hotpress amazingly well
Sessions need to end before the wee hours,stress.
needless to say the night was randomly entertaining.

Dont worry brian! another blog is on the way!

Blog my old friend.........

Time and time again I have sworn to my blog that I would stop leaving big gaps.

And I would never keep that promise.
until now
You see this???
this is probably one of my first blog entries that i havent left a MAJOR time gap in! Go me.

If anyone reading this is wondering why I sometimes write this blog,as If im talking to a person thats because that is how I write.
Anything I have ever writtern no matter how rushed or last minute it has been, has always been thoughtfully and carefully considered by yours truly.
I like to treat the written word as if you were talking to a friend. Wether its in a serious way or a casual way,thats just how I do it.
Of course, there will always be people out there who think my method is, bluntly put, stupid.
Maybe childish could be thrown in aswell.

To those people I say, sorry.
Im sorry you dont feel comfortable enough within yourself and others to openly express yourself, and not be fearful of being judged.

So its a Tuesday night and im propped up in bed blogging away,drinking a cup of Hot Chocolate,coughing my lungs up(sorry for that detail!) in between watching (ironically enough) Sex and the City.
*Note to all * Carrie Bradshaw is not my hero/icon and did not inspire me to ever write down my thoughts. I have been writing too much from my big mouth since i was four and will continue to do so!Anyone who would like evidence of such should refer to a Mrs.Sharon Stratford!

I was planning on getting a good nights sleep but thats gone out the window. Tommorow, for the first time, I will be taking a trip to Trinity to visit karen. Yes i know its March!! but do you have any idea how long it takes to get to town from UCD?
yes?
okay yeah so im a little bit lazy, can u blame me?
Still quite excited to actually get out of UCD for the day again,honestly I do love it here,but sometimes it can be suffocating,like your stuck in another small town or something.
I moved here to get away from the small town cheers!

very anxious to escape actually :)

xxxx

Men+Money+Fame = Sex and Power Ode to Cheryl Cole

First off

Congrats to Cheryl (soon to be again Tweedy) for finally kicking that asswhole to the curb.
I have a theory on people like Ashley
Once a cheater.ALWAYS a cheater.

To be morally correct, in my own opinion, she should have divorced the pathetic coward the first time he was unfaithful.Cheating on your girlfriend is one thing,but cheating on your WIFE is just unforgivablly shameful. Same goes for women who cheat on their Husbands.
I hope she'll be happy again soon with him out of her life.

Now to the topic on the table today,

In recent events in the public eye, it seems that a lot of men,especially men within the sporting profession,are found to be cheating bastards.
Tiger woods,Ashley and Terry are just a few of the boys who are in MAJOR trouble with their Mrs. recently. But it has come to my attention that the balence with fame and money have led these sporting ''heros'' to become power-hungry sex-starved idiots.

Now before I rage on, I would just like to state that I do NOT hate all men and think they are scum.In fact I do Love guys sometimes,they can be so chilled out and funny,its quite comforting.There are Guys in my life, for example, who are the must trustworthy and careing people Ive ever had the pleasure to be-friend. And dare I say it, sometimes I can trust them better than females.
So yes I do have faith in the male race, But these egotistical,selfish assholes really make me squirm!

Lets call Him Guy 'X'

At what point does this guy actually think that becuase he is ''famous'' and he's loaded with overflowing buckets of cash,that he is INVINCIBLE! That whatever he does, does not have consequences and that the world is his for the taking.That cheating on his girlfriend/wife is okay as long as she doesnt find out. Why do they think they can get away with every little sordid secret? Simple answer.
This guy loves the power.
And who wouldnt?
But when do you allow yourself to throw your morals, and the princepals you were raised to believe in, out the door? Where does conscience get knocked out and temptation takes centre stage?
Seriouisly, where is this guys mother???

These are the men guys should not look up to.
These are the men whom, at the end of the day, will have all the money in the world, but who are not respected whitin society and are starved of the two most important things in life, Family and Love.

Its guys like this that make me doubt the male race. But its the men currently in my life who overshadow the negativity. My dad is awesome, in fairness everyones dad is awesome.And my grandads are very caring people. I was born into a house growing up around four uncles,who have inevitably affected my taste in music and star wars! This would explain why im quite comfortable around guys. And the guys who are around in my life at the moment are pretty damm good friends it has to be said.

Abandoned

Okay so once again i abandoned my blog for about the sixth time!

Its becoming a pattern and im not liking it.So utting the fact I passed all my exams out of the way,the new semester has brought new ideas and talk of the summer that lies ahead.

Everyone is buzing about the J1 and going abroad etc etc, ive taken the decision to stay at home this summer to work( IF i get a job)

So its either Dublin or roscommon,Id much rather refer Dublin to be quite honest.

I am not going to jump on the band wagon and go abroad like most because I dont think it would be a good idea right now. If you think Ireland is tough to try and get a job, how about America?

Useful sources have told me it is POINTLESS!!! Jobs in america are as scarse as Free medical care!

So rather then goin away and still owing money when I come back Id rather stay here.Maybe summer 2011 will be different ;)

There is two things i really really really REALLY want to do this summer though,If i save enough moola that is,

This place. If you dont knwo what or where this is,SHAME ON YOU! just jokeing!

Thats is the infamous Hall of mirrors in the Palace of Versailles,France. Yes im taking my obsession with Marie Antoinette a little bit further! I am dieing to go visit it, Ive been in Paris twice and still havent made the trip to versailles! It looks like an amazing building and has so much history on my favorite Royal ,Madame la Dauphine ( aka Marie antoinette)

So if Things go they way I would like them to, I'll be visiting Versailles this summer(fingers crossed!)

The second thing i really wanna do im going to keep under wraps for a little while, because I have a lot of planning to do and I dont want to jump the gun just yet!

But yeah anyone up for going to Versailles,bring it!!!

In other news I have been apartment bound since Black Monday and its KILLING ME!!! This has to do with the fact I was ridiculously ill for two weeks,and at one point could not get out of bed. Whats even more frustrating is stupid doctors who cannot give you a straight answer and ALWAYS semm to need to get a second opinion. Indecisive or what??!!

So basically pineing for a good night out, BADLY!

xoxoxox