Thursday, April 22, 2010

The bak O yo head is ri-dic-a-lous!

um yeah my names darelll,its spellt like daryl.......


for any of you who know what im talking about, 'can i have yo numba?' ha
lets just say my week got off to an enteraining start when i was talked into going down the student bar for the infamous 3euro drinks,ahem yeah funny night.

Right in responce to the feedbak i got from my last post i would like to issue a formal warning about MMT.com , IS THE MOST DEPRESSING WEBSITE EVER!!! so for those of you who easily cry at sad stories,DO NOT go on it, you will cry,you will continue to read on and then you will cry some more into your mansize box of kleenex tissues! that is all.

anyway today i decided i was going to take a trip into town,seeing as I hadnt been in all week and wanted to enjoy the sunnyness in dublin city centre(as opposed to staying in UCD all the friggin time) It was really gorgeous today and i took the liberty of not typically shoving my ipod headphones on,so I could actually do some good old-fashioned Day-dreaming out the window of the bus wihtout the distraction and seclusion of Blondie and Muse. We were just about to leave UCD when these 3 american boys hopped on and sat awkwardly in 3 different seats. I didnt take much heed because i was too busy looking out the window to really notice them.

It was when they opened their mouths and began to speak that i realised that i SHOULD have shoved on my ipod headphones!
Seriously, okay i know im loud, but these guys were fuckin HEADCASES!! They seemed to think that because they had decided to sit in 3 different seats that they should talk louder and that the whole top of the bus would just LOOOOVVE to hear their conversation!
I DONT THINK SO BOYS!
The topic of their discussion was of course american football,or as i like to call it 'the wimps version of rugby' The converstaion was loud and annoying but the most shocking thing was the swearing, it was 'fuck this' and 'fuck that' and 'screw him he's not even a proper athlethe!'. and it got worse as the journey continued.
They talked about how 'fucking pissed' they were when the colts won ,' like me and my dad were just sitting there ready to pucnh their fuckin retarded heads in'' 'the bears suck' 'colts can suck my c#%k'

Needless to say everyones on the bus heard EVERYTHING! this went on for 15 minutes.
I mean come on, who the hell has that kinda manners to swear and curse that loudly and openly without discrection on a public bus!? freedom of speech is great but jesus,common curtosy and manners should be considered. Like these guys seemed like nice enough ''all american'' looking boys when they arrived,but as soon as they opened their mouths they turned into aboslute assholes.I think everyone including myself were just dieing for them to get off the friggin bus!

When that glorious moment came and the boys went to leave, the guy who had the loudest mouth of all suddenly tripped down the stairs rather ungracefully queing a lot of laughter from all of us sitting, to which he responded ''ugh i almost,like, broke my ankles!''. His friend at the top of the stairs (who was rather good looking despite his foul mouth) looked at all of us and went ''well that was entertaining''
Karma is a bitch yankee boy, next time you go home to your mommies in america get her to wash your mouths out with soap,get your hearing tested and GET SOME BLOODY MANNERS!

Im keeping my ipod on on bus journeys from now on.

xoxoxo

1 comment:

Aisling Owens said...

best rant ever! haha